After all, why have one note when you can have two? Strangers think Im quiet. He manages SocialSelfs scientific review board. This note left for a stranger, by a stranger, doesnt even require a pen and paper! Im jealous of the people who see you every day. Unknown, 7. Scientists have revealed that beer containes small traces of female hormones. Im on my way because Im bored and I have nothing to eat. In case no one said it yet today, you're great! Its every parents dream. Michael Scott, The Office 9. Best friends are hard to find because the best one is already mine. Unknown, 10. There are lots of creative ways to tell people not to enter your workspace. I love you! Shopkeeper: Maybe you will like this one, it tells To the only boy I ever loved. ' Groucho Marx, 18. Improve socially without doing weird out-of-your-comfort-zone stunts. Dont you ever call anybody else that! Ilana, Broad City 3. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson, 23. Having friends at work helps cure the Monday blues. It turns out the frosted glass in that persons bathroom wasnt precisely installed correctly. The first thing we notice about this note left for strangers is the strange font choice. Were you with someone else yesterday night? Avo great birthday, lettuce celebrate in style! 6. Dress to kill? The best thing about you is not the fact that you will comfort me if someone hurts me really bad. When you send birthday messages to your friends, instead of the boring "happy birthday," throw in these awesome quotes. This is marriage. "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." Marlene Dietrich   3. They care if you have wine. Unknown, 7. Nothing can make you laugh like sharing a few hilarious jokeswithyour closest friends. This note left for a stranger is both detailed and familiar. Of course, when Game of Thrones was still airing every week, people discussed each episode at length the very next day. And intelligence is not trying such a thing. Because it will be more fun. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes 2. Goodbye. 1. This note definitely makes people stop before entering the room. So lets get started!. Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Reasons Why, What to Do, & 12 Bad Habits, TIME Magazine, The Chicago Tribune, The Hill, MSN,WebMD, Know where to find people who are more like you. It seems that Tom is handing in his two weeks notice, and has transferred his nervousness to the letter he left for boss Doug. Who on earth makes Palak Paneer ice-cream? Today is already extra good. I invite you to be a part of happiness With a small gesture to have lunch with you all. Thats why I cant imagine my life without you, weirdo. Will you cook today? Apparently, this car owner is waiting for their parking sticker in the mail, and constantly receiving parking tickets in the meantime. Funny Messages for Friendship Day I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness. 1. This caused the cats face to look permanently grumpy, birthing thousands of memes, lolcats, and parodies. Upon writing and posting his note, the worker then left the shop and went home. We applaud whoever wrote this resignation letter to a boss that sounds absolutely awful. was live. If your adult is buying lunch, tuck the note away in their backpack or wallet so they can find it later in the day. 19 hours ago, by Chandler Plante You raise everyone's vibrations! Money Earned Is Not the Real Measurement of Wealth. How are you so utterly fabulous? Kylie Jenner. They fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that all of them started talking nonsense and couldnt drive. For some drivers, this doesnt seem to matter. These workers have had enough, and theyve spewed out their true feelings on handwritten notes, with no fear of the repercussions. True friendship isnt dead, am I right? Sometimes, we might have no choice but to throw in the towel and say, enough is enough, I need to quit this job. There might be times when someone at work is making you have a terrible time and upper management simply wont do anything about it. We decided to blur out the keyword in this note, so please use your imagination! Sometimes, its just a case of out of sight, out of mind. There is something about the red-colored lettering that really gives us a sweat. "Make Instagram Instagram again." We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), 27 Classic Childrens Book Quotes Every Adult Needs To Hear, 19 Books About Friendship to Share with Your Bestie, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? 17 hours ago, by Chanel Vargas Heck, you can steal some of these if you want! Im talking about you, buddy! It seems that Dave should have just written a note reading Dont drink my green tea because another Dave decided to get in on the action. I realized that you will always be my friend when our depressive and manic episodes synchronized. Good times and crazy friends make the best memories. Unknown, 13. If youre looking for the best friendship quotes, look no further. Im just thinking about what an amazing friend I am. If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy one friend is all you will ever need. Unknown 14. Basically, this note is made up of a piece of paper with a hole cut out of the center. Check out these funny movie quotes and funny marriage quotes to keep your friends in stitches. Did anyone get No. Patiently waiting for "Speak Now" (Taylor's Version). With the amount of passive-aggressive resignation notes on this list, were starting to feel a little sorry for the bosses involved. Its nice that this man has taken the time to tell everyone about his late-night snafu. - Danny McGoorty. 2. Like how much it weighs, how much it can store and how many years warranty it has, etc. Thats what happened when this person got home one day. "Truly great friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget." -G. Randolf. Lets get fat together. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Unknown 20. Good night, my friend! That doesnt seem to be the plan here, because whoever wrote this note judged the other driver to be rich enough already. Paris is an all-time favorite travel destination. In this household, the door needs to stay closed in order to keep Rusty, the AC, and Jay inside. There is nothing more stimulating than finding someone who is intelligent and knows their way with words. If you cant remember my name, just say chocolate Ill turn around. A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. Unknown 17. What is the difference between talent and intelligence? But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Unknown, 10. I took an IQ test and the results were negative! I suffer an extreme case of not being Beyonce! 4. Because I know your dirtiest secrets too. But, would that grab their attention? Learn why people who "don't try" often are so socially successful. Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Never in our lives though have we seen an anonymous message from an absolute stranger added to this kind of tag. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. Goodnight, my dear. Its the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich, 15. (Post this on the bathroom mirror!) Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. They don't smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them. 3. It tells the reader exactly what happened in order for it to be created, and shares the note writers thought process, too. Finally, a third note warns that the big cat will pretend to be uninterested but not to fall for his tricks. My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach from laughing too hard. Unknown 9. Sam threatens mean glares. You're right, Josh. Thankfully, someone left a note in chalk for this selfish person. Technology today is evolving at a blink of an eye. !, we always turn it into so what!. Instead, they have to write some nonsense on a note. This is the only reason I keep you. There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family. Jay Shetty, Take this quiz and see how you can make new friends. I mean, better half? I mean, weve grown up and Im not sure if its acceptable now. Shes my friend because we both know what its like to have people be jealous of us. Cher, Clueless 12. These 100 hilarious quips and funny work quotes poke fun at the ups-and-downs of being a working professional, and are guaranteed to make any day on the job better. Stuff like this is a perfect example of the funny office notes I've seen. They might assume it was a mistake, politely inform you the next day, and get on with their lives. Ladies and gentlemen here is a little piece of advice that we are sure will help you avoid a turn of unfortunate situations along the way, especially if you drive a car: dont leave your car door open and unattended. In response, someone else from the company rightly criticized their use of the Comic Sans font, because it should be banned. And Im sorry for repeating it now. Karen, Mean Girls 11. Job done. So why not get ahead of the game? Weve already seen some great resignation notes, but this one really takes the cake (see what we did there)? Find Someone Who Brings Best from You. RD.COM Arts & Entertainment Quotes Funny. 8. Thank you for being my dumb missing puzzle piece, mate. BRB gtg 2 work Article continues below advertisement 7. Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. 1. This airport worker also known as Mr. Cake decided to quit his job using the medium of cake. 1. Either way, theyre reusable! Lord, let that be my leg, please. A best friend helped you create them." -Unknown. At first, their notes on the maintenance seemed to be pretty formal and sensible. I want to go ahead and apologize for the awkwardness of this note. They judge other people together. Unknown 14. My mom said we can hang if your mom is OK with it. 1) Good morning handsome! I will reach in 5 minutes for sure (even if it takes an hour!). You are #1! In order to do this, people have to seem unwell, be struggling in their personal lives, be an expert on the subject at hand, or just have a bad attitude. "It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me." Taylor Swift, "Anti-Hero" "BRB, at Harry's house." "Go like my last post." "I still don't know how to make a Reel." "That's hot." Paris Hilton "On a. As weve learned, including a fictional character in an angry note is a good strategy for not causing a real fight. Sorry to Say Learn how YOU can be better at connecting and turning people into close friends. "Goodbye always makes my throat hurt." Charlie Brown. Send one of the following quotes to your friends to make them smile when theyre having a bad day or just to remind them how happy you are to have them in your life. Friends are life! Privacy policy. I thought I was the only one! C.S. Its not that diamonds are a girls best friend, but its your best friends who are your diamonds. Gina Barreca. It is becoming increasingly common though for customers to provide all kinds of complaints about the seemingly poor service they received as opposed to some kind of gratuity fee. Absolutely I do. In many countries, it is common courtesy to add a tip after receiving at least on par service from a waiter or waitress. Well, I definitely do since I met you. 1) True friends are like loud farts. It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. Dear colleague, you have been a savior and a great company. One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. Euripides, 12. Dont get us wrong we recognize that a bathroom trip can be an urgent matter. Funny puns for Birthday and Anniversary Yoda one for me Sugga, How you Get so Fly? There are two times when men dont understand their women its before marriage and after marriage. 16. You know youve found your best friend when you start discussing your funeral. Feeling like a sexy baby OR Feeling like a monster on the hill. Apparently, the poor individual admitted that they didnt have it all figured out and that they needed some serious direction in life. A. Milne My wife applies it to her cooking! I truly believe that best friends are angels that were sent to us from Heaven above. Goodbye my friend, I hope our paths cross again so I can punch you for leaving me in the first place! Do you understand what Im trying to say? To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship. Sallust, 22. Never text while driving, its dangerous, because you might spill your beer! All you need to do to be my friend is like me. Taylor Swift, 31. Sometimes our discussions make me physically sick, but lets never stop having those. You should feel lucky to have someone as gorgeous as me in your life, I hope you understand that. Men, babies, it doesnt matter were soulmates. Samantha, Sex and the City 2. Whether you're looking to impress your friends with some new knowledge or just want to have a laugh, we've got you covered. Mate, its so important to have asupportiveand loving friend in life. Would you be my better butter? Viktor is a Counselor specialized in interpersonal communication and relationships. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Donkey, Shrek 5. However, part of us hopes this person got a ticket. If friends were flowers, I'd pick you. Show your best friend how much you care about them with the following cute friendship quotes. For some reason, some people think that rules dont apply to them. Put this note on top of a box of hot tamales. - Unknown. Would it properly prepare them for the workspace theyre intent on entering? 14 hours ago, by Monica Sisavat We think at least one of those is an animal. Love is friendship that has caught fire. Ann Landers, 29. Dont look at me in that tone of voice. Dorothy Parker, 7. I never drink. #shorts #funny #facts From the look of this note, we can confidently say that somebody is trying to wriggle their way out of jury service. This person means business. Though the classic choice for many lovers is love letters. This scrawled note is a little difficult to make out, but its worth it to see what Andy the guy on the couch has to say. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. Unknown 20. I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal. Jane Austen, 5. *** I can't stand you. May your slumber be as tranquil as a bird's lullaby! Whatever happened, this letter tells us all we need to know. It is my pleasure to appreciate you for the entire things you've done in my life. Women treat it like glass, and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=38cf8a01-c7b4-4a61-a61b-8c0be6528f20&cid=877050e7-52c9-4c33-a20b-d8301a08f96d'; cnxps.cmd.push(function () { cnxps({ playerId: "38cf8a01-c7b4-4a61-a61b-8c0be6528f20" }).render("6ea159e3e44940909b49c98e320201e2"); }); 10. Sometimes, one note just isnt enough, especially when it comes to that one big cat that tricks people into letting him out. So let it be besties for life shall we say? I hope you will be a good company to have lunch together so tomorrow sharp 12 PM, come and join us. It turns out that the person who returned it chewed it off because they thought it was a muffin! We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. You're my stud muffin. The song that will be playing, the food that will be served. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." Greg Tamblyn   2. Otherwise, some crazy stranger might come along, put something that belongs to them all over your car furniture and write a note to confirm this! Yes, yes, I could. Im so glad you work here so I have someone to talk to every day about quitting. Unknown 5. Funny Instagram Notes for Friends or Friendship Always Better Together. Ill always have you. Roses are red, violets are blue. 1 day ago, by Njera Perkins So happy youre such a bad influence! We commend this sympathy card; full points for creativity! I accept cash as a form of gratitude, thank you very much. I would totally hang out with you even if we werent paid. Unknown 2. Great, Click the Allow Button Above All we do know is that this is kind of funny and not as brutal as what he could have written. Journey you decided, ends with Destination you never chose. Need motivation for exams or leaked question papers. Our favorite part of this angry masterpiece is the final sentence. Theres bound to be a better way to store and access spoons than this. Take a short break from your hectic work schedule and come and join us for a Lunch. Somebody please propose me today Male here! You dont have to be crazy to work here, well train you. Unknown. Why? Do you know why I call you my best friend? True friendship doesnt need a definition! You drink too much. But we are sure that the guy just conveniently had a red pen at his disposal. Wed be running around the library as quickly as possible! Work made us colleagues, but our potty mouths and inappropriate conversations made us friends. Unknown 3. My friend came home to find this note on his door from funny Full note: "Dear Neighbor, Hello! Telling someone their parking is horrible is one thing, but having a fictional extraterrestrial species of sentient self-configuring modular robot do it, is another. After all, what else could this note owner write? A simple 'I love you,' a poem, a love ballad or some other grand gesture of your preference. It allows users to leave a Note for followers they follow back or select close friends; it will hover at the top of your friends' inbox for 24 hours, and any replies will be sent as DMs. 10. When youre in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. It seems that the office really got behind this note or perhaps theyre just taking the note too literally, Here we have a battle of the notes, where one note leaver outsmarted another. Hey, isn't the plural form of "reindeer" still "reindeer"? Heres yet another creative resignation letter, this time from Alex, who definitely has a sense of humor. If you're not sure what to drop for your first Note, we came up with a list of 48 funny Instagram Note ideas all under 60 characters to get you started. When using a public bathroom, the last thing we want to receive is some kind of a note from an anonymous source. Notes and letters about love can impress your girlfriend with your thoughtfulness: I am wishing you all the best in life because you are my number one, the queen of the house of joy and success. This was until they mentioned the word monster and threw the customer for a loop! Its not rocket science. If these funny friendship quotes are making you miss your bestie, send over some of these miss you quotes that really capture the longing. Do you know whats still an awesome place to meet someone with who you could potentially go out on a date? I would be so terrified if someone heard our weird conversations. It appears that employee Elizabeth has decided to leave her part-time job, and got a little creative when crafting her resignation letter. Harshil is a tech enthusiast with the zeal of changing the way people look at technology. Less politely, she draws a microphone on the floor, and explains that its a mic drop. You are my best friend! Whatever the deal, here's some cute notes to leave your boyfriend in the morning - to bring a smile to his face first thing! One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. George Carlin 9. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesnt seem to crack. I am one LUCKY girl! Can't talk right now, I'm doing hot girl s--t 5. Who wants to go to the mall tonight? Gretchen, Im sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. 32 Hilarious Love Notes That Illustrate The Modern Relationship Julija Nj BoredPanda staff There are countless ways to profess your love to the one who stole your heart. The shortest way to a womans heart is to say 3 simple words: You lost weight!. To others, it seemed confusing, even frustrating can Instagram stop changing its interface every five seconds? A. Milne, 30. Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. 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