If you cheat, may you cheat death. If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. See more ideas about drinking toasts, drinking quotes, funny toasts. A Everyone Media Group company. Looking for some fun party games to liven up your next get-together? May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows were dead. "Here's to the beer we love to and the death we like to cheat. Heres to those who wish us well, all the rest can go to hell. 2.) To those who have seen us at our best and at our worst, and still cant tell the difference. http://davidlawmusic.com/blog/2013/9/27/collection-of-drinking-toasts how smart, or how cute she is. Coincidence?" - Stephen Wright "I followed my heart & It led me to ALCOHOL." Heres to the nights well never remember with the friends well never forget. Heres to your good health. And may your pockets always have a coin or two inside. The first draught a man drinks is for thirst, The second for nourishment, The third for pleasure and the fourth for madness. Im giving up drinking until Christmas!Sorry, bad punctuation.Im giving up, drinking until Christmas! When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. "I work until beer o'clock.". To the bride and groom! May the winds of fortune sail you, May you sail a gentle sea. Here's to the ones we love dearest and most. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. Pour yourself a shot of these funny alcohol quotes and get high on the lighter side of life. Another theory suggests that cheering originated to ward off evil spirits before consuming. And, of course, theyre just plain fun! We fuck Em' up, we fuck Em' down, we fuck their friends when their out of town and when their dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck Em' rotten. A beer in each hand. A termite walks into a bar and says, Where is the bar tender?. ".here's to maintaining proper Ph Levels in our vaginas, yeast infections!" 2. freshcutgrass 10 yr. ago. Heres to health and prosperity, to you and all your posterity. Everyone in this room here today is better for knowing you, and we are truly thankful for you being a part of our lives. May neighbors respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels protect you, And heaven accept you. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. Poems are hard. A cold pint and another one." 4. All the rest can go to hell. He's a good person. Heres to love for which there is no cure except to marry. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be! And vodka makes you not remember any of that cr*p. Heres to staying positive and testing negative! on 2015-09-11]. May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. IF we do, fuck you, here's to me. 63.) An epidemiologist, a scientist and a doctor walk into a barJust kidding, they know better. May all your troubles during the coming year be as short as your New Year's resolutions. 12.) I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. But a whiskey glass and a fat girls ass are home sweet home to me. May the winds of fortune sail you, May you sail a gentle sea, may it always be the other guy who says: This drinks on me., Heres to the girls who do And heres to the girls who dont And heres to the girls who say they never will, But when the time comes, wont. I drank to your health alone. May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand. May the very best of your past being the very worst of your future. For a good reason! Let's get wasted all the time and have the time of our life. Roses are red, violets are blue. 11. If it doesnt look like its breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. Heres to hell. The love of the Son and. May life last as long as it is worth wearing. Whether you want to say a little more than 'Happy birthday' or you're celebrating an anniversary, bringing up your favorite toast is always appreciated. Then I hit the floor. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Here's to those who have seen us at our worst and still showed up here anyway. 9. The liver is evil and must be punished. Press J to jump to the feed. 2. "Life is a waste of time. She steals all your money and drinks all your booze. 79.) Bartender says, Off the wagon again?, 59.) May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. If you are looking for some extra entertainment to lighten up your party, check out these 17 Drinking Games. May your heart be light and happy. On your birthday, remember: dont drink and tattoo. The joy of a thousand angels to you. Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow. May we get to Heaven, a full half-hour before the devil knows yer dead. PROGRAMAO. Ive got way too much blood in my alcohol system. 3. A supreme liter. 14. 34. So fine and divine, they bleed every month, and bear every nine. 91.) Happy birthday! To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Heres to a good sense of humor and a short memory! Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink. May the lilt of Irish laughter lighten every load. Bedroom Party Literature, not originally listed as a toast; This is known as Heres to you. My friend fell asleep in the bar, so I poured my ale on him to wake him up. May you always know what true riches are: your health, a loving family, loyal friends, a job that you love, and $500,000 deposited in a dozen foreign banks scattered around the world! To keep a marriage brimming with love in the loving cup, when you are wrong admit it, and when you are right, shut up! It was a brewed awakening. It is customary to take a sip of your drink when someone toasts you. 2. Pros and Cons, 13 Clever tips for finding Cheap Flights in 2020. Check to see if it is in Getz I Therefore beer is salad. 15 Irish drinking toasts "May you have all the happiness and luck that life can hold, and at the end of your rainbows, may you find a pot of gold." "Here's to the land of the shamrock so green. May the lilt of Irish laughter lighten every load, shorten every road. C. Fields. You can jump directly to your favorite category: Do you like these ? Heres to staying positive and testing negative, Heres to pussy and gun powder, live by one, die by the other, love the smell of both of em., How the fuck do you drink toast. Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears. If you cant be with the one you love, love the wine youre with. Start a bachelor party or any celebration at the bar with this winning poetic but funny toast. Heres to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won.Heres to Americas colors, the colors that never run.May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.Jack Burton (movie king of drinking toasts). Prince. When the glass is full, Drink up! 16.) Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man. A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Heres to It, And to It again. 28. 50 Irish Drinking Toasts Irish Drinking Toasts that we all love and passed down the generations - Visit www.Irishwishes.com for Famous Irish Drinking Toasts. Whats the difference between men and pigs? 2) Just before he died he went drinking with his mates. Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. I wish you good luck so that it never stops, love that does not get bored, and money that does not end. Heres to lesbians, because they have good taste. To those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and cant tell the difference. 2.) monitoring_string = "f4e9a55d2640cb37b28a2b021fc63f8b", Group of friends celebrating with champagne; Photo credit: Flashpop(Getty Images), Friends Toasting Wineglasses During Party; Photo credit: Mirko Vitali / EyeEm (Getty Images). I dont! but just for you, I will.. Heres to you and heres to me a group of friends well always be but shall we ever did agree fuck all you and heres to me! Happy birthday, darling! 9. Tears make you braver. Heres to a love that never grows old. 19. But please don't tell his wife! Culture toast toasts 1. 9. (Sinatra), 11. Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.Steve Martin, The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.Humphrey Bogart, Beer is made by men, wine by God.Martin Luther, I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.Joe E. Ellis, Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.Tom Robbins, Work is the curse of the drinking classes.Oscar Wilde, I am a firm believer in the people. 69.) Cheers!" 51.) Heres to the women who have used and abused us. Three of my favorite things. When god made women he made em out of lace, He didn't have enough so he left a little space,. And to make an end is to make a beginning. To the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer I saw the video we need to talk. May their mothers be beautiful and their fathers wealthy. And damn your souls, Ill drink it. So lets get wasted all of the time, and have the time of our life. Everything for planning your trip or vacation at one place! A man walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. An Irish Toast for a Bachelor. My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing, and able. When climbing the hill of prosperity, may we never meet a friend coming down! When you get to It, and cant do It; Come see me, because Im used to It! Jokes vs toasts. Here's to me! When god made man he made em out of string, He had a little left over so he left a little thing, Here's to string! Heres to good friends, Never above you, Never below you, Always beside you. To those that wish us well; the rest can go to hell. Things got a little tense. Enjoy!About us. We have prepared detailed maps for every destination and you can use them to save time end simplify your travel planning. Strike hands with me. To us, for this is the youngest well ever be and the oldest weve been. Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. -Here's to honor: to getting honor, keeping honor, and not getting off her 'til you get off honor. Naturally, they have quite a few that are just right for New Year's Eve. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? Of all my favorite things to do,The utmost is to have a brew.My love grows for my foamy friend,With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.Beers so frothy, smooth and cold;Its paradise, pure liquid gold.Yes, beer means many things to me.Thats all for now, I gotta pee. 2.) The Irish are well-known for their love of bawdy jokes. May God protect us, may God turn the hearts of our enemies, and if he cant turn their hearts, turn their ankles so we can tell who they are from the limp. My favorite has to be: Heres to hell, hope my stay there is as fun as my way there, To the men over sees and to the women on their knees, Heres to two things I dont fuck with, rattle snakes and condoms, Heres to courage. 8. May we get what we want and may we get what we need, but may we never get what we deserve. Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives and to the good life, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be. In the third year of marriage, they both speak, and the neighbors listen. In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want. May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. 45.) When we drink, we get drunk. AG. Heres to a night on the town, new faces all around, taking the time to finally unwind, tonight its about to go down! The barman says, Have you been served?, 56.) 83.) 13. It is better to spend money like theres no tomorrow Then to spend tonight like theres no money. Two men walked into a bar. Heres to lobster tail and beer. For if anything drives men to drink, she certainly can do it. The past wont mind. God in goodness sent us grapes to cheer both great and small. He said his non-alcoholic wine was delicious, I said he had no proof. Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." And he adds much to my life,He buys me every thing I want So fill your glass with anything. May they never stop. 9. With this said, where can I get the next cold beer bottle? Little fools drink too much, and great foods not at all. If youre nervous about meeting new people, a funny toast can help put everyone at ease. May we live to learn well, and learn to live well. If drinking beer, Could bring her back here, I'd drink the damn place dry, Yes, I'd drink the damn place dry! A New Years toast to love and laughter and happily ever after. 82.) I want to thank you all for coming, especially my parents, [when you were conceived] years ago. What do you never say to a policeman? Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. Doesnt everyone?Noel Coward, There comes a time in every womans life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne.Bette Davis, Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleepwhoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! "May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers." 2. 36.) 30. 21.) Heres to the man who is wisest and best Heres to the man who with judgment is the best, And, heres to the man whos as smart as can be I drink to the man who agrees with me! May you die in bed at 95 years, Shot by a jealous wife. Who loves not women, wine, and song, he will be a fool his whole life long. Heres to the women, with little pink shoes; who steal all our money and drink all our booze; now, shes not a virgin but thats not a sin, cause shes still got the box that the cherry came in. A rich man lives in a castle, a poor man lives by the sea. Well explore them together for a life filled with love, joy, and fun. May the luck of the Irish Lead to happiest heights And the highway you travel Be lined with green lights. But those ships may sink. Running From The Devil May your glass be ever full. He who goes to bed and goes to bed mellow, Lives as he ought to, And leaves an honest fellow. "The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift because it's the present." #8. Heres to the brilliant, warm, handsome company that you keep. Heres that we may eat the hen that scratches on our grave. And after my house and my wife. What is the definition of a balanced diet? This Irish toast is perfect for you if you are an honest fellow. To our best friends, who know the most about us, but refuse to believe it. "I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.". That's why she has us as friends. Heres hoping you live forever. Learn more about Box of Puns. Heres to clean glasses and old corks. However, if everyone at the table cheers with water, there is no issue. BloonWars 10 yr. ago. 3. Best Funny Toasts Here's to that long straight piece in Tetris. The glass is brim. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. Paddy and Seamus are sitting in a small town bar. Heres to staying positive and testing negative. All rights reserved. Here's to the breezes, That blow through the treeses, The lifts the skirts, Above the Kneeses, That shows the spot, That teases, pleases, and spreads diseases Oh Jesus! 9.) Sometimes its nice to have a common toast ready that works in every situation. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Alcohol may be mans worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. 26.) - Rodney Dangerfield. 61.) Heres to being naughty and saving Santa a trip. May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door. Heres to the floor, who will hold you when no one else will. If you are looking for some extra entertainment to lighten up your party, check out these 17 Drinking Games. What do you call a guy whos had too much to drink?A cab. Ive lost three days already. Made with a lavender simple syrup and homemade lemonade muddled with mint, these Lavender Lemonade Mojitos are the prettiest color and make for the perfect summer cocktail. Adding humor to a toast speech is an excellent way to lighten the mood and make it more positive. 80.) I drank to your health so many times I nearly ruined my own. 10. May God bless old Ireland, that's this Irishman's toast!" I drank to your health in company. May you always remember to fight with two words, Yes, dear.. And if you drink, may you drink with me. Stay foolish. But a whiskey glass and a fat girls ass are home, sweet home to me. My heart is as full as my glass when I drink to you, old friend! They would clink their glasses before drinking mead to show that they were not poisoning each other. Drink to life and the passing show And the eyes of the prettiest girl you know. MGrooms94 10 yr. ago. Tipsi's Bar Guide], [1948ca. 89.) Dirty toasts for St. Patrick's Day drunks. The third one ducked. (Mark Twain). Nothing but the best for our hostess. If you have a bawdy or erotic toast, please send it to me at . May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, And never catch up. The first draught a man drinks is for thirst. For my best friend has won the best woman. -Julianne Potter, 5. Heres to those who have seen us at our best and seen at our worst and cant tell the difference. Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game! A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you! The grasshopper says, You have a drink named Kevin?. Hopefully, you wont be too drunk to remember these drinking toasts when it matters. A good girl and an honest one. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we as friends never fall out. 92.) To the kisses weve snatched and vice versa! Lets start with ten of our favorites. To our sons! Heres to the women who love me terribly, May they soon improve. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks, and the man listens. This little refrain Should help to explain Why its better to order a beer. A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, You look nice today. A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, Thats a nice shirt. The guy asks the bartender, Who is that? The bartender says, Those are the peanuts. He was in a pub when he proposed. variant of the Heres to you. Thats all for now, I gotta pee. All glasses off the table! Pain makes you stronger. Heres to the nights well never remember with our friends, well never forget. May you get so drunk that you think your problems are your greatest assets. 38. If there's a significant birthday in your future -- a number that ends with a zero or a five -- celebrate with guests by offering a funny . Q: What does a ghost drink? Heres to Dame Fortune; may she smile upon you. The light of the Christmas star to you. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. Gallery: 1/9. Heres to women! You can get excited about the future. This may be another year to add to his age, but he is only getting better with the years, like a fine drink. May this be the least happy day of your life. My love grows for my foamy friend, With each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. Four blessings upon you. A guy walks into a bar and yells, "All lawyers are assholes.". "May we all be alive at this same time next year." "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live." "May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future." Heres to all the days that end in Y. Another day another bender. "Here's to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat." 3. May the luck of the Irish Lead to happiest heights And the highway you travel Be lined with green lights. Lucky for me, you make it easy since you are so lovable. 93.) A Bachelorette Party Toast - To String. Home | There was once a sailor named Ron who told to his date ''you are tight one, aren't you?'' 6. 3. Son, when I was your age there was no social media. Top 10 best drinking toasts 1.) Lets drink two and see where it goes. -Han Solo, 2. So, lets all get drunk, and go to heaven! With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come. I drank to your health in company. Irish Birthday Toasts. Frank's been drinking too much at the dinner party and decides to give a toast to his wife . 4.) May we never meet a friend coming down when climbing the hill of prosperity. I dreamed that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.Abraham Lincoln, Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? As you look back at the recent pages of your life, take comfort and pride in your achievements. But the oceans not beer and Im not a duck, so lets drink these pints and get messed up. May the roof over your head be always strong. Collection. And trusting in Him, to Whom we all pray; May a song fill your heart, every step of the way. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there." "I drank to your health in company. Me an. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. Some ships are wooden ships. "May we generally be happy, generally be witty, generally be honest, but above all always be interesting.". Life always offers you a second chance It's called tomorrow. Maybe not the best phrase for a gathering with a straight piece, but undoubtedly one of the nicer Russian drinking toasts. 94.) 28.) Heartbreak makes you wiser. Heres to whores and prostitution, big ole bulls that keep on buckin and pretty little girls that keep on fuckin. 64.) 14.) Heres to bread because, without bread, theres no toast. Math Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?Student: A drinking problem.. But I know the test of Gods goodness is when he gave me a friend like you. To Hell. 5. And learned if you drink too much, its likely tequil-ya. 3.) And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. To our health: May we all live to be as old as my jokes. If youre looking for more party ideas, check out the rest of our collection. 84.) Suggested read: 15+ The Simpsons Trivia Questions & Facts Only Real Fans Know. Heres to the women, with little pink shoes; who steal all our money and drink all our booze; now, shes not a virgin but thats not a sin, cause shes still got the box that the cherry came in. I'll drink to the Girls who don't! We have prepared for you a huge collection of toasts divided into several categories: unique, creative, clever, inspirational, positive, happy, and more. When I let them, I loose them. When we drink to the usual, we What a snatch! Lifes a waste of time and times a waste of life. The best ships are friendships and to those, we drink. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. I drank to your health in company, I drank to your health alone, I drank to your health so many times, I nearly ruined my own. 4: Season of Mists [my personal favorite] Toaster: Excelsior! In that case, it is perfectly acceptable to thank the person for the toast without drinking. You might also enjoy these coffee quotes and sayings. Cheers! There are many benefits to using funny drinking toasts. . Lets get wasted all the time and have the time of our life. In a bookshop, Temple Bar district. Better to be a well-known drunkard than an anonymous alcoholic. Heres to lesbians, because they have good taste. Another famous toast you can use at your best friends bachelor party. 5.) So fill your glass with anything And damn your souls, Ill drink it! May you always walk on a path lined with happy moments at every bend and a destination filled with love, peace and fulfillment. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses. May you never meet her daughter, Miss Fortune. To this fine person standing before me. "Here's to me, and here's to you, And here's to love and laughter . This one is a little goofy but what good would a funny drinking toast list be without at least one horribly cheesy option! A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a whiskey. These jokes for drinking are sure to make your friends laugh. Heres to marriage. What toasts do you guys make before a round of brews or shots with the boys? By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, youll be happy. Hey, it COULD happen! Now lets get to drinking! 67.) We are happy to present the ultimate collection of bachelorette party . 72.) 18. 10.) May all your ups and downs be between the sheets. Wishing you more happiness than all my words can tell, not just for the holidays, but all the year as well. I drank to your health alone. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. 1. May you live for as long as you want, and never want for as long as you live! 3. 5. 6. Groucho Marx knew how to praise the glasses of life. Who loves not women, wine, and song, He will be a fool his whole life long. May the winds of fortune sail you, May you sail a gentle sea. To those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference. Heres to doing and drinking, not sitting and thinking. Here's to you and here's to me, Friends may we always be! May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door. 2. 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